Joey

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had fun with the client last night

Joey

Stonemeister

introduced her to our name game

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Joey

wife's bringing me breakfast

Joey

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she and Dirk were cracking up over some of yours

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Joey

any good ones?

Joey

Stonemeister

Ivana Lik Yoursak

Joey

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classic!

Joey

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I told Dirk that once we engage you, it would be on!

Joey

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the names would start coming fast and furious and stranger than ever

Joey

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as soon as the first one came, I said, "watch this"!

Joey

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he's gonna go off now!

Joey

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sure enough, you didn't disappoint

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Joey

glad to be a resource

Joey

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the client said she wants to play

Joey

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plans on texting us some of hers

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Joey

she's going to stay in touch?

Joey

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I took the opportunity to solicit her business for their conference next year i n Hartford, Conn.

Joey

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yes, and before she left she said, see you in Hartford next year

Joey

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I think we got the gig!

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Joey

wow

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Joey

glad to help

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Joey

now where's my commission?

Joey

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somewhere in Hartford

Joey

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no, she and her staff were very impressed with the job Dirk and I did

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Joey

no, it was Trudy Ages that won her over

Joey

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I broached the subject of Dirk and I doing her show next year at the end of the event

Joey

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impressive but not quite the deal maker you'd expect

Joey

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I think she was rather taken with Anita Black-Johnson

Joey

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and Freeda Black-Peebles

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Joey

that was good

Joey

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I wrote that

Joey

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I produced it

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Joey

i was best boy

Joey

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and adapted it for the stage

Joey

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the chick had a pretty baudy sense of humor'

Joey

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she was lots of fun

Joey

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pretty too in a rotund sort of way

Joey

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she was rather a big girl with a very pretty face

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Joey

so am i

Joey

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yes you are a big girl

Joey

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I would have gone there if she had shown any interest

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Joey

if she clubbed you over the head

Joey

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trampled me with her horse

Joey

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they were all horse people

Joey

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NARHA

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Joey

wow, how do they travel?

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Joey

can they fit in a regular car?

Joey

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sled dog

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Joey

i thought they were a myth

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Joey

live and learn

Joey

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this conference was all about riding horses for rehabilitation from handicaps

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Joey

so it's a golf thing?

Joey

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a lot of the attendees were in wheelchairs

Joey

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most of them from falls from horses

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Joey

so they were half people, half horse, who rode horses with wheelchairs, and fell off horses?

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Joey

sounds really complicated

Joey

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the outgoing president fell fromhis horse during a polo match and was paralyzed from the waist down

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Joey

i think you're lying

Joey

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ok, the neck down

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Joey

wow, so he couldn't feel the horse part?

Joey

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the scalp down

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Joey

was he horse from the waist down, but a person above, or the other way around?

Joey

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what he was doing playing polo in a wheelchair, I'll never know

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Joey

was he riding a horse?

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Joey

if he was a horse person, why would he need a horse?

Joey

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when he fell?

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Joey

no wonder he fell off

Joey

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or when he was playing polo

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Joey

i'm confused

Joey

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that's why he fell, I think

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Joey

he's half man, half horse, riding a horse and a wheelchair?

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Joey

that's why he fell

Joey

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obviously

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Joey

these people aren't just mutants, they're nuts

Joey

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can't you follow this?!

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Joey

i'm with you

Joey

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look it's simple!

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Joey

these are a bunch of horse and wheelchair riding centaurs

Joey

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They're half horse, half wheelchair bound people who play polo and fall a lot when they ride

Joey

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got it?

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Joey

sure

Joey

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good, we got that settled

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Joey

are there a lot of them?

Joey

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more than I'm comfortable with

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Joey

are they human or horse, genetically? cause their reproductive parts are in the horse part

Joey

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I think they're trying to take over

Joey

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could be a government plot

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Joey

they should play football, cause they can run fast

Joey

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a vast right wing conspiracy

Joey

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by Bush and his cronnies

Joey

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unless they're alien

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Joey

do they pee and poop everywhere, or use the bathroom?

Joey

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Bush lied half horse people ride!

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Joey

amen, brother

Joey

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I can see the blog slogans already

Joey

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well, my freng, I gotta go grocery shopping.

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Joey

are you making any of this up?

Joey

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the kids come back today

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