Joey

Stonemeister

Turd?

Stonemeister

Joey

coil?

Joey

Stonemeister

Monkey stain?

Stonemeister

Joey

rat vomit?

Joey

Stonemeister

Pig issue?

Stonemeister

Joey

orangutan jizz?

Joey

Stonemeister

Goat wank?

Stonemeister

Joey

gorilla goo?

Joey

Stonemeister

Horse spunk?

Stonemeister

Joey

hippo spew?

Joey

Stonemeister

Rhino splash?

Stonemeister

Joey

ok, enough already

Joey

Stonemeister

ok

Joey

Stonemeister

dog spunk

Joey

Stonemeister

sorry

Stonemeister

Joey

so, what's up?

Joey

Stonemeister

cooking dinner

Stonemeister

Joey

cocking dinner?

Stonemeister

Joey

did you enjoy the thumbtack story?

Joey

Stonemeister

huh?

Joey

Stonemeister

what thumbtack story?

Stonemeister

Joey

mrs iraci

Joey

Stonemeister

oh

Joey

Stonemeister

yes

Stonemeister

Joey

remember?

Stonemeister

Joey

who are you?

Stonemeister

Joey

who am i?

Stonemeister

Joey

lksdjflksdjf

Joey

Stonemeister

we each have our own favorite stories that we remember the best and most accurately

Stonemeister

Joey

my favorite is the story about love that dare not speak its name

Joey

Stonemeister

like the story about how I made you cry like a girl when I beat you up in Barreta's class

Stonemeister

Joey

right

Joey

Stonemeister

remember that one?

Stonemeister

Joey

not at all

Stonemeister

Joey

i remember you were wimpering like a gang-raped lemur thinking you broke your thumb

Joey

Stonemeister

remember how you cried so hard you couldn't catch your breath?

Stonemeister

Joey

was i curled up in a fetal position with my thumb in my mouth?

Joey

Stonemeister

and how you kept squealing, "get him off me"!

Stonemeister

Joey

take it out, take it out!

Joey

Stonemeister

you do remember!

Joey

Stonemeister

brb

Stonemeister

Joey

it's as if you had a camcorder

Joey

Stonemeister

It's wonderful how we can stroll down memory lane recollecting the seminal moments of our youth so accurately

Stonemeister

Joey

yeh

Joey

Stonemeister

like the time you almost dunked on a ten foot rim

Stonemeister

Joey

shut up

Joey

Stonemeister

and how you nearly jumped over the tennis net without clumsily breaking your wrist

Stonemeister

Joey

like you really don't remember

Stonemeister

Joey

it would have been "clumsily" except that you lifted the effing net 2 feet

Joey

Stonemeister

details

Stonemeister

Joey

or about that time you promptly repaid your student loan

Joey

Stonemeister

something seems to be wrong with my computer

Joey

Stonemeister

what was the last thing you wrote?

Stonemeister

Joey

or how you promptly file your taxes

Joey

Stonemeister

nope, still nothing

Joey

Stonemeister

what did you do to this thing?

Stonemeister

Joey

how you promptly pay child support?

Joey

Stonemeister

it's all clicks and buzzes!

Joey

Stonemeister

gettin' nothing

Stonemeister

Joey

figured

Stonemeister

Joey

i'm paying bills while chatting

Joey

Stonemeister

I'm eating spaghetti

Stonemeister

Joey

that's what i had for dinner

Joey

Stonemeister

and avoiding life

Joey

Stonemeister

see, I'm multi-tasking

Stonemeister

Joey

good for you

Joey

Stonemeister

as predicted, I felt like crap when I started my workout, but now I feel great

Stonemeister

Joey

you're a genius

Stonemeister

Joey

paid my bills online

Stonemeister

Joey

all done

Joey

Stonemeister

with public money

Stonemeister

Joey

no, with my wife's money

Joey

Stonemeister

oops!

Stonemeister

Joey

and payments from my disability insurance

Stonemeister

Joey

that I PAID FOR

Stonemeister

Joey

you can't even get on disability if you get injured

Stonemeister

Joey

better start massaging that knee

Joey

Stonemeister

well at least I know I won't be getting injured performing a bedroom trick anytime soon

Stonemeister

Joey

or if you do, there won't be any witnesses

Joey

Stonemeister

TRUE