Joey

Stonemeister

Lombago?

Joey

Stonemeister

Katinka?

Stonemeister

Joey

hey

Stonemeister

Joey

i got that phone interview in 10 minutes

Joey

Stonemeister

good luck

Joey

Stonemeister

good skill

Joey

Stonemeister

would you like me to handle the interview for you?

Stonemeister

Joey

thanks

Stonemeister

Joey

sure

Joey

Stonemeister

I could tell them everything I know about tabs

Joey

Stonemeister

even if they don't ask

Stonemeister

Joey

that would take 5 seconds

Stonemeister

Joey

but you'd sound overqualified

Joey

Stonemeister

but it would be impressive

Stonemeister

Joey

blow him away

Joey

Stonemeister

tabs are like little things on your computer

Joey

Stonemeister

that you can use

Joey

Stonemeister

to do things

Stonemeister

Joey

mr stonemeister, do you have experience with availability and capacity and provide level 2/3 support for Linux/Window OS, Oracle, Citrix, and MS Active Directory

Joey

Stonemeister

important things

Joey

Stonemeister

well, not now

Stonemeister

Joey

my aunt had one

Joey

Stonemeister

but, I'm willing to learn

Stonemeister

Joey

do they send you someplace special?

Joey

Stonemeister

how long is lunch?

Stonemeister

Joey

do you test for narcotics?

Joey

Stonemeister

can I use my sick days when I'm hungover?

Stonemeister

Joey

can my boyfriends visit me in the office?

Stonemeister

Joey

and does the door have a lock?

Stonemeister

Joey

can i make free phone calls to thailand?

Joey

Stonemeister

daughter  just left for school

Stonemeister

Joey

on harbor blvd

Joey

Stonemeister

we had fun at her birthday

Stonemeister

Joey

how old?

Joey

Stonemeister

14

Joey

Stonemeister

going on 30

Stonemeister

Joey

going on being impregnated by an ms13 lieutenant

Joey

Stonemeister

she's picked up her grades so far this semester

Stonemeister

Joey

she's majoring in sex ed

Joey

Stonemeister

she's pulling about a B- so far

Joey

Stonemeister

far cry from last year

Joey

Stonemeister

she's probably the most dominant female soccer player in the Coast soccer league but she was failing gym last year

Joey

Stonemeister

go figure

Stonemeister

Joey

any bets this guy will stand me up for the interview?

Joey

Stonemeister

nope

Stonemeister

Joey

i'll type gibberish when the phone rings

Joey

Stonemeister

you never start off with an organization without some kind of encounter with a flaky executive

Stonemeister

Joey

always

Stonemeister

Joey

state law

Joey

Stonemeister

just consider this the normal process

Stonemeister

Joey

of course

Joey

Stonemeister

late

Stonemeister

Joey

later