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Joey

gimpy?

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Joey

hairless, kneeless wonder?

Joey

Stonemeister

tick dip?

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Joey

zup?

Joey

Stonemeister

It's my island!

Stonemeister

Joey

what?

Joey

Stonemeister

It's my island!

Stonemeister

Joey

what's your island

Joey

Stonemeister

Ireland

Joey

Stonemeister

It's mine!

Stonemeister

Joey

good for you

Joey

Stonemeister

just a little Braveheart moment I had to get out of my head

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Joey

it's my ham hock

Joey

Stonemeister

I woke up with that in my head

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Joey

i think you had a stroke

Joey

Stonemeister

been going around the house saying it

Joey

Stonemeister

needed to get it out

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Joey

i'll get to work on your eulogy

Joey

Stonemeister

that seemed to have worked

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Joey

it's your island

Joey

Stonemeister

yes

Stonemeister

Joey

yes, it is

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Joey

not mine

Joey

Stonemeister

do I get to kill Engli

Joey

Stonemeister

English

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Joey

sure, knock yourself out

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Joey

you can even maim esperanto

Joey

Stonemeister

happy T-day

Stonemeister

Joey

same to you

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Joey

going to eat alone at the shelter again this year?

Joey

Stonemeister

bought a gigantic chocalate cake last night for dessert later

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Joey

bought a small flip-top can of generic turkey noodle condensed soup

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called "The Motherload"

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I might try to eat it myself

Joey

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it could kill 2 men and a small boy

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Joey

if you drop it on them

Joey

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and if they try to eat it in one sitting

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can easily feed 25

Joey

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got it at Claim Jumper

Joey

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my contribution to the meal

Joey

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what you and the fam doing for T-day today

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Joey

my contribution is giving the meal the grand tour of my intestinal tract

Joey

Stonemeister

very generous of you

Stonemeister

Joey

going on a hike up the french alps

Joey

Stonemeister

could take awhile

Joey

Stonemeister

your intestines are 3 times as long as a normal man's

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Joey

and 5 times the diameter

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Stonemeister

and 6 times as wide

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Joey

sick minds

Joey

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great minds

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Joey

cowabunga

Joey

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watched a pretty cool movie last night

Joey

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the boys rented it

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Joey

so did i

Joey

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"Shooter"

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Joey

stooler

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I'm not a big action/adventure guy, but this one was pretty good

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Joey

saw an exercise video, pilates of the carribean

Joey

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I think I'm in love with Mark Wahlberg

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Joey

did him

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loved him in "The Departed"

Joey

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may have to start stalking him

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Joey

why wait?

Joey

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you would have liked this movie because of all the esoteric jargon relating to the art of long range marksmanship

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Joey

yup

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sniping

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Joey

and the choreography by bill fosse

Joey

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he could kill you from a mile away

Joey

Stonemeister

and should

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Joey

i can embarass you from a distant galaxy

Joey

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already have

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Joey

TRUE

Joey

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just letting you hang out with me in NY did that

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Joey

that was the nature of our relationship

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Joey

you honored me with your tolerance

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Joey

it's 19 degrees out

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funny

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Joey

kelvin