Stonemeister: you dick

Joey: SORRY

Stonemeister: that doesn't make sense

Stonemeister: if you wanted me to know you're there, you wouldn't be invisible

Joey: I'M NOT WORTHY

Stonemeister: that's true

Stonemeister: you're not worthy of existance

Joey: I DIDN'T REALIZE WHAT INVISIBLE MODE MEANT

Stonemeister: yeah, it's a real mystery

Joey: SPLAIN LATER, I'M WORKING ON SOMETHING

Stonemeister: got a german porn video?

Joey: SORRY FOR BEING COMPLETELY INCOMPETENT

Stonemeister: no you're not

Joey: 98% INCOMPETENT

Stonemeister: oh, you're completely incompetent...just not sorry

Joey: 2% BORDERLINE

Joey: I HAVE AN IDEA!

Stonemeister: no you don't

Joey: WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY DICK?!

Stonemeister: bring it on

Joey: YOU MEAN OVER

Stonemeister: chop it off

Joey: DID YOU CHAT ME UP JUST TO BERATE ME?

Stonemeister: is there any other reason?

Joey: NO

Joey: I GUESS NOT

Stonemeister: so there you go

Joey: WELL, THANKS THEN

Joey: CHAT YOU LATER

Stonemeister: latoire

Joey: WHEN I'M NOT QUITE SO BEREFT OF INTELLIGENCE

Stonemeister: talk to you in a few thousand generations

Joey: EAT MR. PURLPE VEIN WANG!

Stonemeister: with a toothpick

Joey: tick dip?

Stonemeister: spud?

Joey: lunch meat?

Stonemeister: dip chip?

Joey: nap much?

Stonemeister: not enough

Joey: you need new Napaway!

Joey: New Napnomore!

Joey: Napless!

Stonemeister: new napnotmuch

Joey: napnotsomuch!

Stonemeister: napalotless

Joey: napbegone!

Stonemeister: ridnap

Joey: Naplessthananeightyyearold

Stonemeister: napabitlessthanyabeen

Joey: I'm getting ready to leave in a little while

Stonemeister: gonna kill yourself?

Stonemeister: you should

Joey: gonna go to Dante's soccer match

Stonemeister: kill yourself there?

Joey: also have to pick up my daughter's friend from school

Stonemeister: kill her?

Joey: rape her first

Joey: or second

Stonemeister: of course

Joey: I'll kill her first so she can't make fun of my tiny weiner

Stonemeister: wouldn't want to waste a good corpse

Joey: true

Stonemeister: ttyl then

Joey: not leaving just yet

Joey: Tony's boss is out sick

Joey: but he spoke to the guy above him

Stonemeister: badmouthed you?

Joey: that guy is excited to have me come aboard

Stonemeister: got a woody?

Joey: I've pretty much got the job, but it looks like I won't start til next week now

Stonemeister: if then

Joey: Tony hired me for a gig on Saturday as a cameraman

Stonemeister: no, he hired me

Joey: so I know I won't be starting before then

Joey: he hired you as a lead shithead!

Stonemeister: lead?

Joey: and slack-jawed compulsive masturbator

Stonemeister: i'm not slack-jawed

Joey: sorry

Stonemeister: you better be

Joey: told Peggy about your condition

Joey: she laughed

Stonemeister: what she say?

Stonemeister: good

Joey: out loud!

Joey: couldn't stifle it

Stonemeister: kicked me in the balls

Joey: I told her you have emphysema and she said she loves Mexican food too!

Stonemeister: gotta lie back down, not feeling good

Joey: get some rest, I'll call you later

Stonemeister: later

Stonemeister: mr butz?

Stonemeister: mr. seymore butz?

Stonemeister: miss parisinspringtime?

Stonemeister: miss olive parisinspringtime?

Joey: tongue switch?

Stonemeister: yutz?

Joey: swine lust?

Stonemeister: bovine bung?

Joey: pork loin?

Stonemeister: pork porn?

Joey: brb

Stonemeister: swine floozy?

Joey: kids just walked in

Stonemeister: and you were butt naked

Joey: had to say hi and help them

Stonemeister: going to talk to another recruiter tomorrow

Stonemeister: you left?

Joey: gonna beg again?

Stonemeister: of course

Stonemeister: just like sex

Joey: with hos

Stonemeister: what else?

Stonemeister: i got a major case of cabbage farts

Stonemeister: they are especially pungent

Joey: If Hilary wins the democratic nomination maybe she'll be so delirious with joy that she'll let you have sex with her

Stonemeister: some of my best work

Stonemeister: we can only hope

Stonemeister: would you sex her?

Joey: while giving health coverage to the whole world for free

Stonemeister: i imagine it would be like flinging a cocktail wiener into the chunnel

Joey: like tossing a pipe cleaner down a well

Stonemeister: like parking a pencil in a dirigible hangar

Joey: she was just projected as the winner in CA

Stonemeister: good, she's not electable

Stonemeister: an obama bin laden has zero experience, doubt he could win either

Joey: he could

Stonemeister: no way in hell

Joey: on charisma alone

Stonemeister: nope

Joey: sure!

Stonemeister: zero experience, left wing voting record, name that rhymes with terrorist

Joey: like your email exposed, nobody is voting for him based on his record

Stonemeister: he has no record

Joey: he's a gathering storm of popularity

Stonemeister: leftie extremists count their kambaya feelings above the truth and all else

Stonemeister: they're only 10% of the population, if that much

Joey: still think he could win

Stonemeister: lefties are 75% of caucus and primary voters for dems, tho

Stonemeister: he can't win

Stonemeister: no way in hell

Stonemeister: doubt he'd even carry one state

Joey: if the republican candidate underestimates him, he could win

Stonemeister: if it's mccain, a war hero with real experience, against this upstart, it would be a joke

Joey: let's hope so

Stonemeister: i'm no fan of mccain, but if he wins the nomination, i expect to see him drop all the liberal crap he's been doing

Joey: Osama represents change

Stonemeister: from what to what?  he's never said

Stonemeister: it's all pie in the sky

Joey: that concept won the election for Carter in '76

Stonemeister: and we remember that too well

Stonemeister: he's easy to campaign against, cause there's nothing there

Stonemeister: hillary's also easy, cause she's so corrupt

Joey: part of the message is code to his black "brethren" that the change is a black man in the White house

Stonemeister: dems are really doomed this time out

Stonemeister: most blacks don't really accept him as really black...he's only part black, and has lived a "white" life

Joey: he won't come out and say that directly, but the implication is clear

Stonemeister: plus they believe he's islamic

Joey: and kept that white part of his heritage mostly under wraps

Joey: certainly not advertising it

Stonemeister: won't be kept there if he wins the nomination, then the black voters will feel they were tricked

Stonemeister: he can't win on too many levels

Stonemeister: that's why republicans haven't been saying too much yet, either way dems are screwed

Joey: you're preaching to the choir, I don't want the guy either, but he's for real

Stonemeister: not about want, just reality

Stonemeister: there's alot of material to attack the guy with

Stonemeister: mccain has very few negatives, mainly that he's not conservative enough

Stonemeister: hillary loses right out of the gate...over 50% won't vote for her under any circumstances

Joey: I think he can present a formidable force strictly on the strength of his charisma and media friendly ways

Stonemeister: the other 49% won't be a sweep for her either

Stonemeister: can't go by with charisma alone.  he would need something concrete to exaggerate, but he has nothing

Stonemeister: hotair.com/archives/2008/02/04/hannity-to-pro-obama-luntz-focus-group-name-one-of-his-accomplishments/

Joey: I heard a Brit woman on Hanity yesterday who said the idea that any woman should vote for Hilary just because she's a woman is preposterous

Stonemeister: check out the link

Joey: saw it earlier

Joey: you emailed me the link

Stonemeister: says alot...even his supporters can't think of anything osama's done

Stonemeister: no escaping that.  no way somebody with a blank resume can win, doesn't matter how nice the paper is

Joey: The British lady was very thoughtful and intelligent and discussed how Margaret Thatcher never even had a pssing thought about making her sex an issue in the election

Stonemeister: thing is, mitt and mccain and huckabee are serious candidates.  neither hillary nor hussein is

Stonemeister: hillary's in it strictly because of her machine/money

Stonemeister: obama just because he's a black who can be a trusted puppet of the left

Stonemeister: neither one has any credentials

Joey: I fucking know that!

Stonemeister: no you don't

Stonemeister: even after i told you, you still don't know it

Joey: you've said it 20 fucking times

Stonemeister: 80 to go

Stonemeister: the dems should have run pauly shore

Joey: I'm saying his credentials aren't what's gonna get him elected you obstinate fuck!

Stonemeister: he doesn't have experience

Joey: neither did JFK!

Stonemeister: jfk wrote a book, and won a medal in wwii

Joey: he won because Nixon forgot to fucking shave!

Stonemeister: or paid someone to write a book for him

Stonemeister: and because jfk's dad bought a couple of states

Joey: nobody really knew him and he was an Irish Catholic

Stonemeister: they really won out on the new tv phenomenon

Stonemeister: plus massive voter fraud

Joey: but he had charisma and his people built a whole entire mythology about him and his life

Stonemeister: one thing you never considered...obama is only charisma.  he doesn't have any experience

Stonemeister: bet you didn't know that!\

Joey: but, yes, the philandering fuck could swim like a fish!

Stonemeister: mccain has experience

Stonemeister: hillary doesn't

Stonemeister: neither does barrack

Joey: so does my dick!

Joey: but it's not running for president!

Stonemeister: it's just running

Stonemeister: more like oozing

Joey: oozing is more like it

Joey: great minds

Stonemeister: got one question:

Joey: brb, gonna put on some soup

Stonemeister: how much experience does barak hussein have?

Joey: what?

Joey: he's a senator

Joey: that counts for something

Stonemeister: what has he done in the senate?

Joey: not a lot

Stonemeister: i'm willing to bet he has little experience

Joey: but that doesn't matter

Stonemeister: just my point!

Joey: brb

Stonemeister: sure it does, you think he can win on charisma or something?

Stonemeister: name one other president who won on charisma

Joey: Bill Clinton

Stonemeister: that's it?

Joey: Larry Pollack

Stonemeister: there ya go

Stonemeister: but does he have the experience?

Stonemeister: can he promise change?

Stonemeister: is he black?

Stonemeister: these are questions you haven't answered

Joey: Joey just called and told me to turn on a PBS channel featuring a segment on blogging

Stonemeister: k.  i gotta turn in, it's late here

Joey: okay, pleasant dreams

Stonemeister: so, who do you think will win the president race?

Joey: Larry

Joey: or Moe

Stonemeister: mr. bareda

Joey: maybe the new Laker's center Pau Gasol

Stonemeister: i thought you liked hillary

Joey: I do, but only sexually

Joey: I want to do her thighs

Stonemeister: what about this obama fellow?  think he has a chance?

Joey: nah!

Stonemeister: i think he has charisma

Joey: He doesn't have any credentials

Stonemeister: you don't say!

Joey: what has he accomplished?

Joey: I ask you

Stonemeister: don't know

Stonemeister: first i've heard of it

Stonemeister: think that's important?

Joey: looks like McCain

Stonemeister: but darker

Joey: no, the next president

Stonemeister: how can he look like the next president when we don't know who that will be?

Stonemeister: duh

Joey: I'm not sure

Joey: I must be hallucinating

Stonemeister: yes, you must

Stonemeister: i think barry is charming

Stonemeister: he's got my vote

Joey: this blogging show is pretty good!

Stonemeister: lotsa nipples?

Joey: my kid is getting pretty clever

Stonemeister: he should run for dem

Joey: about 137

Stonemeister: that's alot of nipples

Joey: I gotta finish my dinner

Stonemeister: we should add this to the blog, you think?

Joey: talk to you later

Joey: sure

a little risque wouldn't you say?

Stonemeister: nah

Stonemeister: i liked our in-depth political analysis

Joey: very well thought out opinions

Stonemeister: didn't quite cover the debate of charisma vs experience tho

Stonemeister: maybe next time

Joey: I particularly found your in depth research surrounding Kennedy choosing a giraffe as his running mate in'60

Stonemeister: i seemed to recall reading about it in highlights for children

Joey: rather intriguing

Stonemeister: the article i believe was hidden in a bicycle

Joey: a shrewd political ploy on many levels

Joey: easily won the zookeeper vote

Stonemeister: i get all my best political insights by reading books, such as where's waldo? and myra breckenridge

Stonemeister: night

Joey: I gleen all my political insights from Lenny and Sqiggy

Joey: night

Stonemeister: two great pundits

chat you up tomorrow