Joey: sperm wrangler?

Stonemeister: i got fired from my recruiter job

Joey: ;pissed off your computer?

Stonemeister: sexual harassment

Joey: at least it was worth it

Joey: you had some fun in the process

Stonemeister: not really, was whacking off at amy winehouse pictures

Joey: you too?

Stonemeister: i consider it a sport, actually

Stonemeister: a dangerous sport

Joey: a blood sport

Stonemeister: got a concussion last night from it

Joey: it could happen

Stonemeister: and a black eye

Stonemeister: and a broken toe

Joey: does amy know?

Stonemeister: i sent her the pics

Stonemeister: and pics of my genitalia

Joey: the before or after oics?

Stonemeister: her email address is the.pope@thevatican.org, isn't it?

Joey: pics

Joey: or the during pics

Stonemeister: all the above

Stonemeister: hope that email address was right

Joey: a glistening stream of milky, viscous semen hurtling gloriously in mid flight

Stonemeister: did i get the email address right?

Stonemeister: just in case, i copied it to barbara.bush@crawford.com

Joey: toward its final destination in the napkin

Joey: you might want to see about trying to get those emails back

Joey: or get yourself good representation

Stonemeister: i told her when she has a kid, i wanted the sex up the umbilical chord

Stonemeister: sent that email to sex.perversion@fbi.org

Stonemeister: i think i spelled it right

Joey: expect a visit by some men in dark suits soon

Stonemeister: why, did i typo the email address or something?

Joey: there's that possibility

Joey: were you holding a koran in any of these pics you sent?

Stonemeister: i drew a picture of mohammed blowing a pig while being anally serviced by hassidic jews, and listed my home address, my complete outlook calendar, and all my worst fears, and emailed it to you at your alternative email address, all.the.muslims.in.the.world@mecca.com

Stonemeister: did you get it?

Joey: sorry on phone with tony

Joey: told him I was bringing my h.r. puffinstuff lunchbox

Stonemeister: did you get that email?

Stonemeister: i hope i didn't mistype your email address

Joey: yes, thank you

Stonemeister: whew!

Stonemeister: would my face be red if that fell into the wrong hands

Stonemeister: i'd have to make some real mea culpas

Joey: there were some angry looking men with ak 47s and towels on their heads asking about you though

Stonemeister: probably just some lost tourists

Joey: gave them your address

Stonemeister: they didn't have it?

Joey: and the address of your temple

Stonemeister: i had a mapquest map and gps coordinates in the email

Stonemeister: i seem to recall including step-by-step instructions for the manufacture of large quantities of vx gas too

Joey: they must have known you from long ago because they seemed to call you by the nickname infidel a lot

Stonemeister: yeah, i still get that from college

Joey: is "jihad" some kind of frat prank?

Stonemeister: i think they meant "jared".  he was such a goof

Stonemeister: easy mistake

Joey: the guy from subway?

Stonemeister: yep

Joey: oh

Stonemeister: he's not as funny nowadays since he lost weight

Joey: I gotta take a dump

Stonemeister: me too

Stonemeister: let's have a race